i want this lock...

for when i finally go to the gym again.

100 mph car crash

KITT lost control on the highway and crashed into a bridge. if you are wondering what caused it, watch this first.

Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie

I would say that this is one of Em's most important songs since "Stan". the video is pretty good, especially for the lost fans haha. oh and the megan fox fans, too. don't think i left you creepers out.

Uganda is showing off

flexing their cinematic bicep, the nation of Uganda has released it's first action film. from the looks of it, i will have to travel there to check the premier.


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Justin Beiber rips music off?

look out for language here...

Raaaaaaaandy Declares War on Justin Bieber from Aziz Ansari

Chris Klein is a piece of sh*t

and if i actually owned any movie he is even involved with, i would burn it.

now, usually i write off celeb DUIs as being stupid and i lose all respect for said hollywood icon. but in this case, Chris Klein went as far as to not only blow a .20 BAC (3 times the legal limit), but also had a dog in the car with him.

From TMZ:

We're told Klein blew well over a .20 when he was arrested on the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles this morning -- his second DUI bust in the last 6 years. The legal limit in California is .08.

As we previously reported, Klein wasn't the only passenger in his car -- cops found a dog inside the vehicle. The dog was later retrieved by a friend of Klein's.

Klein's reps have not returned our calls.

UPDATE: Klein's bail has been set at $25,000

Vince will sell you on Eminem

Thanks to mah boi, Fetus, for finding this.

i nerded out

Katy Perry is stupid

and that is in reverence to this...



Perry isn't allowed to say that since she claimed to make out with women when she actually doesn't.

pauly shore adpots african child

Lazerproof: Major Lazer vs. La Roux

a decent download, especially for the price of FREE.

http://maddecent.bandcamp.com/album/lazerproof

50 Cent is dying

not really, but he got his weight down to 160 lbs for a movie he is filming.

Teen Wolfpack

WTF rly? Team Jacob?

This kid got signed to Interscope

the news broke after numerous rumors, and appearance on Ellen, and a call from Gaga herself.

How to be an A-Hole in the 80s

haha

Sushi w/Steve Brule

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Lindsay Lohan looks great...

and when i say great, she doesn't look like hell. she partied up in Cannes and now has an alibi for missing her last 3 alcohol classes.

Producer's Voice Over the Air

oops. the part that sucks is that this is normally how a lot of these TV producers act in the big time. as you can see, even during the sad stories.

Miley Cyrus: Lap Dancer

this is exactly why her new music video was nothing shocking at all. because we have seen nothing but smut in her personal life(creepy) for the past few years.

Dancing Dog

Dog rides turtle

funny, i have been watching a lot of ninja turtles lately. it always broke my heart as a kid when i saw turtles being the complete opposite of ninjas in real life haha.

Johnny Depp is a bad-ass

JOHNNY DEPP has rescued a pal from a mugger brandishing a broken bottle. (Depp), 46, stepped in when British singer STEPHEN JONES was accosted for cash as the pair left a recording studio in Los Angeles. “It was an extremely scary moment. This guy looked off his head. “Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off.” After Johnny intervened, the (guy) backed down. “Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life.”

Ke$ha + The Simpsons

if i were Ke$ha, i would call this the crowning achievement of my career.

Lindsay Lohan looks like hell

not going to lie, this is the saddest thing in hollywood right now... to me, anyway.

remember when this girl was hot?

well, she is now banned from her fav drinking spot over a little altercation with her ex attention whore buddy.

Ke$ha or a neon David Lee Roth?

Conan to basic cable

And the winner of the Conan O'Brien sweepstakes is ... TBS.
According to a press release sent out by the cable network (which, like CNN, is a unit of Time Warner), the comedian is joining TBS to host a late-night show that is expected to debut in November. O'Brien's show will be followed on TBS' schedule by George Lopez's "Lopez Tonight," which will move to midnight.
"In three months I've gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theater, and now I'm headed to basic cable," O'Brien said in the statement. "My plan is working perfectly."
O'Brien is currently embarking on a nationwide comedy tour, but he made bigger headlines earlier this year when NBC decided to move Jay Leno back to "The Tonight Show's" late-night slot. O'Brien, who had been hosting "Tonight," left the network. (Source)

Standing Cat

LOL Old Spice

the amazing commercials run by old spice lately are the work of two of my fav comedians, Tim and Eric of "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job".

J-Lo pre pre production

sounds like we need some auto tune added in here, call t-pain

Will the iPad BLend??

i haven't watched one of these videos in forever, these guys are great.

Lindsay Lohan takes a dive

in more than one way. She is flat broke and is behind on her rent, she has no prospects, and she keep skipping out on the few jobs she can get.

and here is the good part:


Who in her life is letting her act like this? I don't see how this lifestyle can be any fun after this much abuse. It's pretty disturbing to hear a lot of the hollywood blogs predict her death.

if lady gaga was not famous

Beagle Vs. Rottweiler

Fergie takes a Gnar spill on stage

platforms much?

BOUNCE Snow Patrol

in all my years of working in radio, I have never had more fun in a station event than this. ski wentworth is a magical place and they are so great to work with. partake in our fun on the hill again on the 13th and look for us in our pimped out BOUNCE Snow Patrol gear. Frankie, Mel B, our crack team of bouncers, and myself will be there all day. shredding, falling, and having a grand ol time. thank you to Cleve's, Steele/Halifax Subaru, Da Kine, and ski wentworth for making this all possible.

New Tron Trailer

it gave me chills. but being a huge fan of the original, i am afraid that they will ruin it.

Iron Man 2 trailer # 2

looks so epic. is that a portable suit at the end there? i think sooooooo...

Gandalf Returns!!

if you have ever been to my apartment, you know that i am a pretty big fan of "Gandalf". Sir Ian McKellen, seen here, is growing his playoff beard for the Lord Of The Rings prequel, The Hobbit.

On a side note, my best firend will be overjoyed that chubby, hairy feet will be back in style for a while.

Big Mama's House 3.

There was a demand for this?


Martin Lawrence will reprise his role as a federal agent who goes undercover as an obese elderly woman to solve crime in the third installment of the franchise, which debuted in 2000.


My mom enjoyed the first one, but i am pretty sure that the second one was a flop. can you say "straight to DVD"?

Kristen was R. Patts second choice?

Rober Pattinson tells The View that Betty White is one of the sexiest women in america.


Probably did this when watching golden girls, too.

Weezy's sentencing delayed.

The sentencing of rapper Lil Wayne was delayed because of a courthouse fire. His 1 year sentance to Rikers will have to wait a few more days.

According to TMZ.com, the fire erupted in the basement at 10.29am local time, causing the courtrooms to fill with smoke and leading officials to evacuate the whole place. The fire was under control by 11.55am.

Cyndi Lauper (gaga) wtf

working with Lady Gaga has really changed the 80s pop star haha.

Christina Milian gives birth.

Christina Milian and music producer The-Dream are celebrating after the singer gave birth to the couple’s first child together.

should have been me, instead of the dream. she looks better with me haha.

John Mayer e-hits on Ke$ha

this guy makes the most pitiful of pick ups look good. Mayer apparently sparked massive online flirting with this tweet:

“Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song (TiK ToK).”

i wonder how far his hood pass will get him. maybe this will earn him his "lush pass".

Hillary Duff engaged

i would buy so many engagement rings if this were the case every time haha

Ke$ha Parody

more than likely her true senario each morning as opposed to her glam depiction.

Linkin Park amongst others involved in Haiti Project

many unreleased records added to the compilation to aid Haiti. it's available now for any size donation.
http://www.musicforrelief.org/

although i haven't been much of a Linkin Park fan as of late, this is for a good cause and a solid collection of artists.


LINKIN PARK – "Not Alone"

Linkin Park MySpace Music Videos

nothing to freak out about

so the nor'easter is taking the eastern seaboard by... well, storm haha. this guy in baltimore is taking it well.

David Guetta ft. Kid Cudi

DatNewCudi.com: Memories - David Guetta Feat. Kid Cudi from DP on Vimeo.

Smiling Shiba Emu Dog

If the Late night battle still confuses you

The same Chinese news that recreated the events of the Tiger Woods scandal have cleared things up.

Miley Cyrus can't sing to save her life

who the eff thought it was a good idea for her to sing live??

pants on the ground remix

Steve Porter does it again, any stupid video the man touches turns to gold.

Live Stream

Free TV : Ustream

Dog senses last week's california earthquake

GOOD BOY! i love how fast he gets out of there.

Miley gets into the wrong Prius

not afraid to say that i don't like hybrid cars and i think it's funny how they are all over LA.

Elise Estrada on the show today

Lil hottie. peep her just after 4pm 101.3 The BOUNCE

Karate Kid remake (trailer)

make your booty pop